Looking for a Valentine’s outing that’s anything but ordinary? This is the tour for people who love great beer, weird stories, and Portland’s wonderfully offbeat personality. Forget dry history lessons—this adventure dives into tales of Bigfoot sightings, exploding whales, unicycling bagpipers, outrageous themed bike rides, mysterious aliens and all the oddball characters that make this city famous.

We’ll wander through the lively Hawthorne and Division neighborhoods, two of Portland’s most colorful districts. These streets are packed with funky shops, standout restaurants, eclectic pubs, and some of the best street art in town. Along the way, we’ll stop at iconic murals and share the strange, hilarious, and sometimes heartwarming stories behind them.

Of course, no Portland tour would be complete without great drinks. We’ll visit three beloved local bars and breweries, all tucked a little off the typical tourist trail. The fun kicks off at Baerlic Brewing, one of the city’s top-rated craft beer spots. From there we’ll swing by the Hawthorne Asylum food cart pod—a deliciously quirky gathering of carts designed to resemble a vintage mental hospital. The tour wraps up with stops at Lucky Lab and McMenamins, a legendary Portland institution filled with secret rooms, curious décor, and plenty of character.

Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day with a partner, friends, or just your one true love (beer), this tour is the perfect mix of laughs, local flavor, and lovable Portland weirdness.